Out of ideas on who he can alienate on planet earth, Justin Bieber has volunteered to be shot into space for a suborbital flight on Virgin Galactic. Ginger-in-chief Richard Branson excitedly tweeted the news Wednesday announcing his diabolical plans on how he’s angling to rid the planet of the autotuned manchild.
“Great to hear @justinbieber & @scooterbraun are latest @virgingalactic future astronauts. Congrats, see you up there!,” tweeted Mr. Branson, reminding us that the requirements of becoming an astronaut is alarmingly low.
Mr. Bieber (sorry, blame honorifics) will be joined with his manager on a future Virgin Galactic flight. The program, which costs $25,000 per ticket, skims the earth’s atmosphere to get to the destination faster since we know the Biebs can’t miss an opportunity to look garish at a basketball game at a moment’s notice.
Can you guys bring Psy with you?