Survey Says

OMG, Don’t Stop: People of ‘Very Religious’ U.S. Cities Love Porn

This is how I pray.
Phallic Huntsville. (Photo: Flickr)

Phallic Huntsville. (Photo: Flickr)

Who knew? Some of America’s most-religious cities love thumping their own Bibles while watching porn. Naughty emporium PornHub combined a Gallup study of “very religious” towns with traffic coming from those areas. The data was pulled from five months of hard research.

Huntsville, AL, which has the nickname of Rocket City so let’s all laugh, has 23.8 views per capita despite the fact that more than half of its residents identify it as “very religious.” Cities in other Southern states rounded out the top five, including Montgomery, AL, Little Rock, Baton Rouge, and Augusta, GA.

Two cities in the land of Big Love, a.k.a Utah, fell into the top 12 with Provo placing in tenth and beautiful Ogden landing in last place.

See you in hell, sinners!

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