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MiKandi, the World’s ‘Largest Adult App Store,’ Officially Developing Porn Apps for Google Glass

Get excited, glassholes.
(Photo: blog.mikandi.com)

(Photo: blog.mikandi.com)

The day is finally here. Though we knew porn studios were hypothetically working on developing apps for Google Glass, or at least shooting POV footage using them, ZDNet reports that MiKandi, the world’s “largest adult app store,” has announced they are officially working to bring porn to your face computer.

In a post published to the MiKandi blog, the team writes that they’ve been experimenting with different ways to satisfy the porn-loving cyborgs among us, adding that they’re “thrilled to be one of the first (if not the only) porn store to start creating apps and content with Google Glass.” The MiKandi team notes that Glass is still a ways off from offering an easy porn watching experience, but that they “love the idea of a very natural, wearable smart device that can create intimate, two-way adult experiences remotely.”

Naturally, ‘cuz this is the Internet, they want your input: what point of views do you want them to film? Do you want to be able to see from the point of view of a specific porn star or cam girl, or are you simply interested in seeing good ol’ regular porn without the distraction of a camera guy?

There are only a handful of comments on the YouTube video so far, one being “soccer(football) would be nice.” Hey, guy, think you might’ve missed the point.

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