It’s almost as if you have to get a job at BuzzFeed or start a viral Tumblr to be verified on Twitter these days.
That’s bad news for Marcia and Tim Dorsey, the parents of Twitter cofounder Jack Dorsey. With your famous model-dating son out of the house, how do you spend your time? By attempting to get the company he founded to verify your Twitter accounts, of course.
Jack, please call your parents. They just want to love you.
And be verified.