Visiting Dignitaries

Steve Ballmer and Taylor Swift, Together Forever at Last

I knew you were sweaty when you walked in.

Hats off to the evil geniuses at The Verge, who have managed to merge two of Betabeat’s great preoccupations: Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer and singer Taylor Swift. (How long before the inevitable rumors begin?!?!) Behold, “I Knew You Were Trouble (Ballmer Edition),” which we prefer to think is what Bill Gates hums to himself while jogging: 

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