Apple in Your Eye

Kim Jong Un Has a Nicer Work Computer Than You Do

Does this post even load on your clunky PC?
(Photo: NKNews.org)

Get this guy a Magic Mouse, stat! (Photo: NKNews.org)

Greetings from a greying 2008 MacBook, which has more crumbs stuck inside the keyboard than your scarf after eating a muffin and is so painfully slow that just opening up a new Chrome tab can take a full minute.

Know who doesn’t have this problem? North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. As you read this on the ancient PC your employer so kindly provided for you, Mr. Kim is clickin’ around on his shiny new iMac like a boss dictator, probably using all that sweet bandwidth he hoards for himself.

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