Did you forget to send grandma a nice Easter card? You’re in luck! Zoobe, the Berlin-based startup that helps you sound like a sex-crazed Bavarian, is back with a holiday-themed offering: “sexy Easter greetings,” featuring a sultry animated character named Eve dressed up as a Playboy bunny.
Users can select the character they want to deliver the message–either sexy Eve or slightly less sexy Adam, who’s dressed as a cuddly bunny–then choose an Easter-themed background and record a message for the characters to voice. Eve will loll around lasciviously, kicking her fishnet-wrapped legs up like a drugged Jessica Rabbit while speaking your message: “Happy Easter, Gam Gam! Sorry I missed your homemade apple pie.”
It’s as simple as that. “Within seconds the hot Easter message is ready to take off,” reads a press release. Because nothing says “celebrating the resurrection of Jesus Christ” like a sexy e-card.