New York's top search terms are pretty typical: "College," "MILF" and "massage" rank as the top three. States in the high plains like Minnesota, North and South Dakota, Nebraska and Wyoming seem to really enjoy searching for "creampie." Florida, which is arguably both the worst and best state ever, is surprisingly tame, given its antics: "teen," "college" and "milf" rank as its top three.

USA as a whole prefers "milf," "teen," and "college," proving once and for all that age ain't nothin' but a number. Europe is slightly kinkier than us puritanical American prudes. Hungary's number one search is "facial" and Iceland's is "teenagers fucking." But Romania takes home the kink prize: its number one is "mom and son."

The study was conducted over a six month period, so we assume the results are rather fluid. We eagerly anticipate the day "robot sex" cracks the top 10. Singularity, ahoy!