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Woman Training to Be First Porn Star in Space Will Not Be Having Zero-Gravity Sex, Okay?

Commercial space flights get NSFW.
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Space tourism isn’t just for rich geeks dreaming of some hot man-on-alien action. The Sun reports that Coco Brown, an American porn star responsible for classic films such as Black Panty Chronicles 2 and Big Booty Bomb 2, is training to be the first-ever porn star in space.

Ms. Brown will pay around $100,000 to travel on a commercial space flight chartered by the Dutch company SpaceXC, which makes us wonder: damn, how much does porn pay these days? She’ll undergo a series of grueling tests to make sure she’s space-ready before the launch, which is aiming to take place around spring 2014.

Despite Ms. Brown’s chosen career path, she will not be consummating her first-ever space flight with some zero-gravity sex, so reporters can stop asking about it, okay? “Trying to have sex in space is a little difficult,” she told The Sun. “You just really don’t have that much control. There would be nothing keeping you together.”

Of course, Ms. Brown doesn’t intend to disappoint her fans entirely. “Maybe I’ll pop my boob out and take a photo of it with the Earth in the background,” she said, by way of consolation.

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