Jesus.

Well, here's an unexpected gift, like the kind of thing you unwrap from an aunt who still thinks you're 8 years old: Twitter now offers the option of switching your language to "lolcat." Or, as the company put it in an announcement: "Happeh Fridai! U can nao change ur language 2 lolcat in Settings. Hope u liek it."

You shouldn't have! (No, really.)

We suppose it's a lot quicker and easier to replace familiar options with cutesy phrases like "COMPOZE NEW TWEET" and "EXPAN. KTHX" than to add two-factor authentication or roll out archives.