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We Did It, Everyone! We’ve Watched 1.2 Million Years of Internet Porn Since 2006

Yay!!!
(Photo: Blogspot)

(Photo: Blogspot)

Break out the champagne, guys! According to a report published by porn search engine PornWatchers.com, humans have successfully watched 1.2 million years worth of porn since 2006. Congratulations, humanity.

The caveat? That number accounts for just two of the Internet’s favorite porn sites, XHamster and YouPorn. What of PornHub or RedTube or XTube? Surely if we counted those, and also all of the weird fetish sites, that number would be at least tripled. So proud of us right now.

The report also states that the platforms have reached 93 billion views, which equals approximately 15 views for each human on earth. There have also been 158 million ratings and 8 million comments, a number so large that it kind of defeats the theory that only weirdos comment on porn videos.

If you’re going to any holiday parties tonight, make sure you have a proper toast: To porn. To us. Cheers!

(h/t HuffPo)

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