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Gift Guide: Everything You Need for the Brogrammer in Your Life

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By Kelly Faircloth 12/21/12 9:50am

Steve Jobs Superyacht Gets Repo'd, Will Chill in Amsterdam Until the Designer Gets Paid

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    The brogrammer might be a tech Sasquatch, but that doesn’t mean he hasn’t been spotted in your biz dev department, among your VCs or all over Austin, Texas during SXSW Interactive. We’ve compiled a list of holiday gifts for this elusive creature so you can be prepared when you encounter him.

    Here’s how you crush Christmas.

  • Back Forward A case of caffeinated Cracker Jacks.

    A case of caffeinated Cracker Jacks.

    They're not in stores yet, but you're creative. Or, here are even more options for caffeine-enhanced snacks.

  • Back Forward Batman throw

    Batman throw

    Crush code in comfort AND style.

  • Back Forward A shade of fake Wayfarers for every day of the week

    A shade of fake Wayfarers for every day of the week

    Coordinate with his collection of madras pants.

  • Back Forward (Photo: flickr.com/leweb3)

    A shrine to Sean Parker

    A DIY option. (Photo: flickr.com/leweb3)

  • Back Forward A six-month supply of solo cups

    A six-month supply of solo cups

    Time for beer pong!

  • Back Forward A portable hot tub

    A portable hot tub

    So he can always bring the party. Bikini-clad companions not included.

  • Back Forward His very own kegerator!

    His very own kegerator!

    Aw man, you shouldn't have.

  • Back Forward A doggie polo

    A doggie polo

    You can't forget his littlest bro, bro!

  • Back Forward A beer throne

    A beer throne

    Alternatively, this could be made of Red Bull.

  • Back Forward A drone for the office

    A drone for the office

    He can control it from his iPhone, dude.

  • Back Forward A "Cool story, bro" sweatshirt

    A "Cool story, bro" sweatshirt

    Fair warning: From how on he'll respond to your every story by pointing to his shirt.

  • Back A mug of a fist crushing a beer can.

    A mug of a fist crushing a beer can.

    Sadly, it appears this does not actually exist yet. Please, Etsy, please--do your thing.

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