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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2012 16:18:21 -0400</pubDate>
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			<dc:creator>Kelly Faircloth</dc:creator>
				
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><div id="attachment_75331" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 284px"><a href="http://betabeat.com/2012/12/il_570xn-403510383_r6wa/" rel="attachment wp-att-75331"><img class=" wp-image-75331  " alt="Aww aww! (Photo: Etsy)" src="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/il_570xn-403510383_r6wa.jpg" width="274" height="239" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Aww aww! (Photo: Etsy)</p></div></p>
<p>Good news if you forgot a few holiday gifts! CNET <a href="http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-57561417-1/geek-pasties-turn-star-trek-grumpy-cat-into-bosom-buddies/?part=rss&amp;subj=news&amp;tag=title">has stumbled onto</a> a treasure trove, in the form of sequin-encrusted, geek-themed pasties currently being sold on--where else?--Etsy. Your options include <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/106500386/burlesque-pasties-nipple-tassels-silver">Apple logos</a>, <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/117095168/burlesque-pasties-nipple-tassel-grumpy">Grumpy Cat faces</a>, <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/105305795/burlesque-pasties-star-trek-sparkle">Star Trek ensignia</a> (also available <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/108152103/burlesque-pasties-star-trek-pink-sequin">in pink</a>), <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/105038766/burlesque-pasties-nyan-cat-pop-tart-cat">Nyan Cats</a>.</p>
<p>Sizing seems fairly standard, though you must chose between "average," "extra pointy," and "butt pasties." <!--more--></p>
<p>They're all available from <a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop/MontabahnPasties">Montabahn Pasties</a>, purveyors of "professional burlesque nipple tassel kits." The nerdy delights are a mere sampling of the firm's inventory, which also includes <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/114767028/blue-starfish-sea-mermaid-ocean">blue starfish</a> and <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/104620069/burlesque-pasties-black-widow-spider-red">black widow spiders</a>.</p>
<p>Don't let your dude friends miss out, <a href="http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-57561417-1/geek-pasties-turn-star-trek-grumpy-cat-into-bosom-buddies/?part=rss&amp;subj=news&amp;tag=title">CNET adds</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>These pasties may be intended for the geek ladies, but there's no reason geek guys couldn't get in on the fun. A set of Spider-Man coverings may be just the ticket for subtly expressing your Marvel allegiance at the next Comic-Con.</p></blockquote>
<p>Just don't get <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/96326055/burlesque-pasties-nipple-tassels-black">the mustaches</a>, for Christ's sake.</p>
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><div id="attachment_75331" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 284px"><a href="http://betabeat.com/2012/12/il_570xn-403510383_r6wa/" rel="attachment wp-att-75331"><img class=" wp-image-75331  " alt="Aww aww! (Photo: Etsy)" src="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/il_570xn-403510383_r6wa.jpg" width="274" height="239" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Aww aww! (Photo: Etsy)</p></div></p>
<p>Good news if you forgot a few holiday gifts! CNET <a href="http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-57561417-1/geek-pasties-turn-star-trek-grumpy-cat-into-bosom-buddies/?part=rss&amp;subj=news&amp;tag=title">has stumbled onto</a> a treasure trove, in the form of sequin-encrusted, geek-themed pasties currently being sold on--where else?--Etsy. Your options include <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/106500386/burlesque-pasties-nipple-tassels-silver">Apple logos</a>, <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/117095168/burlesque-pasties-nipple-tassel-grumpy">Grumpy Cat faces</a>, <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/105305795/burlesque-pasties-star-trek-sparkle">Star Trek ensignia</a> (also available <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/108152103/burlesque-pasties-star-trek-pink-sequin">in pink</a>), <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/105038766/burlesque-pasties-nyan-cat-pop-tart-cat">Nyan Cats</a>.</p>
<p>Sizing seems fairly standard, though you must chose between "average," "extra pointy," and "butt pasties." <!--more--></p>
<p>They're all available from <a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop/MontabahnPasties">Montabahn Pasties</a>, purveyors of "professional burlesque nipple tassel kits." The nerdy delights are a mere sampling of the firm's inventory, which also includes <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/114767028/blue-starfish-sea-mermaid-ocean">blue starfish</a> and <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/104620069/burlesque-pasties-black-widow-spider-red">black widow spiders</a>.</p>
<p>Don't let your dude friends miss out, <a href="http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-57561417-1/geek-pasties-turn-star-trek-grumpy-cat-into-bosom-buddies/?part=rss&amp;subj=news&amp;tag=title">CNET adds</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>These pasties may be intended for the geek ladies, but there's no reason geek guys couldn't get in on the fun. A set of Spider-Man coverings may be just the ticket for subtly expressing your Marvel allegiance at the next Comic-Con.</p></blockquote>
<p>Just don't get <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/96326055/burlesque-pasties-nipple-tassels-black">the mustaches</a>, for Christ's sake.</p>
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