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It’s the dog days of summer–humid and sticky and icky–so we can’t blame you if you’re looking for some sweet relief. If you’re pining for a pick-me-up that doesn’t involve an icy alcoholic beverage or a slab of street meat, perhaps Trojan can interest you in a lil’ somethin somethin.

According to the New York Times, the company is handing out free samples of its Tri-Phoria and Pulse “personal massagers.” You know what that means.

Trojan has transformed two hot dog carts into “Pleasure Carts” and will be pushing them up and down the streets of Manhattan to designated locations in the Flatiron and Meatpacking district (how appropriate). There, the teams will hand out vibrators–until supplies last, of course.

They’re actually going to be in the Flatiron today at 4. Hmm, we think we know a few tech startups in that area.

Jessica Roy is the editor of Betabeat and a tech writer at the New York Observer. Follow Jessica on Twitter or via RSS. jroy@observer.com