She does not have time to play. (Photo: Wikipedia)

Throughout the seemingly interminable legal wrangling in the Apple vs. Samsung patent battle, we've enjoyed one thing in particular: The oh-snap stylings of Judge Lucy Koh.

Someone get this woman her own Court TV show, because she is killing it:

Perhaps most memorable was this mad-as-hell outburst:

"With the jury out of the courtroom, Koh laid into Apple, asking why it would present such a lengthy document 'when unless you're smoking crack you know these witnesses aren't going to be called!'"

But that line was far from a one-off:

“We’re wasting the jury’s time,” she said. “You are being unreasonable.”

The eyeroll is implied.

It's easy to visualize the angry, outstretched hand that accompanied this one:

"I don't trust what any lawyer tells me in this courtroom. I want to see actual papers."

Here she is, demanding a settlement:

"It's time for peace."

But she doesn't even know why she bothers anymore:

"Koh continued to express hope for a settlement on Thursday, noting that she was perhaps 'pathologically optimistic.'"

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