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Home life starting to get a little, well, predictable? Wishing you could find a way to spice things up like that kinky duo from the repackaged Twilight fanfic series Fifty Shades of Grey?

Introducing MySecretLuxury, an intimate concierge service that curates erotic experiences for adventurous couples. Spotted by TechCrunch, MySecretLuxury is the brainchild of Stacy Rybchin, an e-commerce incubator grad. Who says incubators never did anything for ya?

According to MySecretLuxury:

Creating your own Fifty Shades of Grey experience

So you read the book ... but you really want to live the full fantasy.  Our concierge can help.  My Secret Concierge can work with you to recreate one of Anastasia and Christian's special moments.  From the helicopter adventure to the yacht vacation to a drive in an Audi R8 ... we will put you in Anastasia and Christian's shoes.

Suddenly, a romantic getaway to the Berkshires seems so much less appealing.

For those of you who only allow swagged-out precious metals near your ladyparts, there is also a $15,000 24k gold-plate vibrator for sale on the MySecretLuxury website. What a deal.