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Amazon’s Anti-Leak Propaganda Immediately Leaked to TechCrunch

Well, there goes the war effort.

We never leave home without our mask and newsboy cap. (Photo: TechCrunch

This is just silly.

Amazon would never invent a time machine because rogue book publishers would just use it to kill Amazon.

Duh.

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