Guys, it's not THAT big of a secret. (Photo: Wikipedia)

Is it possible that Microsoft is partially staffed by developers who are, literally, 12-year-old boys? Maybe we're dealing with a Big situation, here? Because we're pretty sure that's the best possible explanation for this, from NetworkWorld:

"Some chucklehead working for Microsoft thought it would be funny to slip a thinly camouflaged sexist remark -- "big boobs" -- into software code that connects the Linux kernel to Microsoft's HyperV virtualization product."

We could easily work ourselves into a tizzy over this. But instead, we'll take a cue from our unflappable high school principle and say: Guys, we work on the Internet. It's going to take a lot more than some juvenile reference to titties to shock us.