The girlfriend of TechCrunch writer Jordan Crook has seen things no lady should ever have to witness. Namely the image of a professional-type business-y man walking around Grand Central station, “carrying his iPad in his butt.” To be fair, the device does not appear to have made crack-contact. Rather, he seems to be relying on the fit of his trousers in what we sincerely hope is an outra-underwear manuever. Sir, surely there are better places to store a touchscreen?
Countdown to a Kickstarter for an underwear holster in 3, 2 . . .