This Will Not Stand

Google Trumpets New Initiative With Terrible Cover of Classic Song

UNACCEPTABLE.

Google flips the switch on its experimental high-speed Internet network in Kansas City on Thursday, and to celebrate, the company has released one of its cutesy commercials.

Unfortunately, we are too distracted by the travesty that is that abysmally bad cover of the Leiber and Stoller classic “Kansas City” to even pay attention to the content. Via AllThingsD

Excuse us–we’re off to breathe into a paper bag for 15 minutes. In the meantime, please enjoy the only acceptable version of the song:

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