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We Don’t Mean to Alarm, But Someone Just Sent Us a 3D Pitch Deck

Nope! Just nope.
pinerlywhat We Dont Mean to Alarm, But Someone Just Sent Us a 3D Pitch Deck

What is this I can’t even.

There we were, casting about for our last post of the day, when into our inbox soared an email promising, “We took the pitch decks to a whole new level”–wait for it–”in 3d.” We clicked through to find this, which is, as promised, a three-dimensional pitch for Pinerly, a startup peddling an analytics dashboard for Pinterest.

Leave it open on your desktop for a little while, and you’ll begin to gain a visceral understanding of the theological concept of Limbo. Is this what pitching will be like, after the Singularity comes and we’re all uploaded to the great digital beyond?

We shudder to think.

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