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Mademoiselle Bardot

God created woman; thank God someone created this Tumblr.

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For Her Eyes Only

I suppose you'll have to read over her shoulder.

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Peril

Those Victorians sure loved pillowy thighs.

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The Girl Next Door

Pretty sure we've never had a next door neighbor that looked like her.

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Romantic Pornography

Read "romantic" as "Instagram-style."

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Pin Up Darlings

Oo la la!

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Old Erotic Art

Not to be confused with elderly erotic art. That's something else entirely.

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Retrogasm

Think of it as a sexy time machine.

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"Anderson" Backstage Blog

You want us to do what with that ice cream cone?

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Elles

Voulez-vous couchez etc.

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Sex In Black and White

Fact: Black and white nudie photos are automatically classy.

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Mitt Romney's Tumblr

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Art for Adults

Sketchy sketches.

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Fuck Yeah Naked Hot Women

Really, why beat around the bush?

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Filth of the Future

Raunch from the final frontier.

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For the Love of Cock

Heavens to Betsy.

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Lingerie Posts

In honor of the erotic charge the women's underwear ads once held.

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Wil Wheaton's Tumblr

Call us, Wil.

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Babes at the Museum

So cultured.

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Nice Girls Do

And thank God for that.

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Fuck Yeah Geek Girls

Ladybeat approves.

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Sexy Yet Class

Vulgarity is such a turn-off.

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Gay 'N Sexy

We applaud such a straightforward, make-no-bones-about-it name.

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Fuck Me James Deen

Betabeat does not pretend to be anything other than intrigued by James Deen.

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Britney Spears' Tumblr

It's Britney, bitch.

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Eroticism and Literature

For the bookish amongst us.

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Home Cook Superstar

Mouth-watering.

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Alt Porn

Adult alternative, if you will.

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Dr. Polaroid

The extraordinary SX-70 brings a dazzling richness of color to any nipples.

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The Tumblr of Pornographic Art

Okay, "art" might be pushing it.

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Deeper Valley

Fear no evil.

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Let's Get Naked & Party

Now doesn't that sound like fun?

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Boobs Are Cool

Quite good, despite the juvenile title.

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FY Guys With Tattoos

Because your mama warned you about them.

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Anthony Bourdain's Tumblr

Whatever, don't try to pretend you aren't attracted to him.

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e^CNC

If we might: Talk nerdy to us.

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Tomi Knox's Tumblr

You like that, don't you, you dirty thing.

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Face and Breasts

As advertised.

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Pete Wentz's Tumblr

The Fall Out Boy troubadour has fine taste in racy pictures, it turns out.

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Fuck Yeah Bette Davis

"I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packs more sex than two naked bodies in bed." -- Ms. Davis, erotic goddess.

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Fuck Yeah Joan Crawford

Those eyes say more than Kate Upton doing the cat daddy.

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Raunchy Revelations

Raunch should shoot for nothing less than revelation.

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Black Erotica

Works every time.

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Sexsty Crafts

Your bubbe will approve. 

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Hot Dirty Sexy

Pictures of naked chicks...still has a certain appeal. 

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Erotic Storytime Saturday

This will not be held at the reading room at the public library.

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Eleanore Chetcuti

Rock and roll baby doll.

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Arrkellz

It's got a certain deranged, prophetic quality we happen to find appealing.

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Crazy Sexy Beautiful

Here's hoping this one reemerges from the deadpool.

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Love Sex and Art

But mostly sex.

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Hottest Guys from Hawaii

Niche, but nice.

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Indifferent Cats in Amateur Porn

So unprofessional.

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Here Is No Why

The best nudes are the ones from artists with actual talent.

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Fuck Yeah Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson: 100 percent man.

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Stereo Smut

For those who demand high fidelity from their porno.

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Fallen London

London calling, to the top of the dial.

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Put this On

The girls'll go crazy for a sharp-dressed man.

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Fuck Yeah Sexy Celebrities

For name-brand sexiness.

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Art or Porn

Spoiler alert: The answer is usually porn.

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Barely Feral

Meow!

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Beautiful Naughty Glamorous

A trifecta if ever there was one.

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Fireycrotch

Does it still count if there's just drapes and no carpet? Asking for a friend.

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Names I Call My Junk

Given the role it plays in so many decisions, it ought to have a name.

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Female Shapes

For admirers of the, ahem, form.

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Peachy Lingerie

We are peachy keen on this.

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Hell Yeah One Direction

And they're all (just barely) legal.

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My Daguerreotype Boyfriend

Like 'em a little older? Have we got the site for you.

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Kinda Kink

Kinda kink, totally cute.

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Tumblerotic

See what we mean about black and white? Automatically arty!

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A Football Report

In which we indulge our lifelong weakness for soccer players.

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Freckled

Pippi Longstocking's all grown up and breaking hearts.

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Cute Boys with Cats

Fine feline friends.

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Cute Girls with Cats

Cute kitty cuddlers.

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Dogs with Dudes

To-die-for dudes with dogs.

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FY Girls and Bikes

For the oversexed and eco-friendly.

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Beauty Luxe Fashion Sexy Love

Excuse us, we're off to brush up on our French.

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Girls On Bikes

Or, if you would prefer, a rather more naked selection.

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Vintage Gal

They don't make 'em like they used to.

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Tap That Guy

Sexy guys seen in the wild.

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Les Femmes

Les femmes are tres sexy.

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That's Crazy Sexy

It's also crazy graphic, so consider yourself warned.

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Fuck Yeah Lady Love

Tailored to ladies who love ladies.

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I Am Beyonce

And you'd better believe if Jay-Z had a Tumblr he'd automatically make this list, too.

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My Damn Blog

Speaking of the Knowles family, Solange is looking fierce these days.

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Put Your Beard In My Mouth

The official Tumblr of Ke$ha. Naturally.

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Hot and Busted

Look out, here comes (sexy, sexy) trouble.

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One Hour One Pic Sexy

For when you just can't quit hitting refresh.

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Erotic BW Photography

Tumblr just loves the black and white.

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Kitchen Counters You Could Fuck On

Fantasy inspiring.

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Dudes from Views

Don't say the GOOG never did anything for you.

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Fuck Yeah Historical Hotties

George Custer, who knew?

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Bertil Nilsson

Those plies are working magic.

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Hoodoo That Voodoo

It's all about the tease. Also, the Charleston.

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Classy Nude Images

We think the author doth protest too much.

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The Daily Ballet

Frou-frou sexy.

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Let Yourself Go

Old school.

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Fuck Yeah James Deen

Can't you just see him charming your Nana?

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Hot Sweat Sweet

Bonus points for the "I Just Had Sex" reblog.

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Very Special Porn

And now we are fanning ourselves.

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Zooey Deschanel's Tumblr

Haha, just kidding.