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I’ll Tumblr for You: The 100 Sexiest Tumblrs

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By Kelly Faircloth 6/07/12 8:30am

Booting Up: The All Your Passwords Belong to Dwdm Edition

  • Mademoiselle Bardot
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    It’s no secret that the image-friendly Tumblr is riddled with softcore pictures and dirty, dirty GIFs. But for all that, it’s awfully hard to find the good stuff. The porn tag is hopelessly choked with spam, and the good folks at Tumblr HQ don’t seem too keen on including a selection in the “explore” section, much less the Tumblr Radar.

    And so Betabeat has decided to do a little curation for you. We haven’t limited ourselves to the strictly pornographic, either–we’re taking a pretty expansive view of “sexy,” here. But in case you’re looking, don’t worry, there is plenty of raunch. Please note, before we begin, that “not safe for work” does not even begin to do this slideshow justice. Proceed accordingly.

  • Back Forward Mademoiselle Bardot

    Mademoiselle Bardot

    God created woman; thank God someone created this Tumblr.

  • Back Forward For Her Eyes Only

    For Her Eyes Only

    I suppose you'll have to read over her shoulder.

  • Back Forward Peril

    Peril

    Those Victorians sure loved pillowy thighs.

  • Back Forward My God, will they have to ban Tumblr?

    The Girl Next Door

    Pretty sure we've never had a next door neighbor that looked like her.

  • Back Forward Romantic Pornography

    Romantic Pornography

    Read "romantic" as "Instagram-style."

  • Back Forward Pin Up Darlings

    Pin Up Darlings

    Oo la la!

  • Back Forward Old Erotic Art

    Old Erotic Art

    Not to be confused with elderly erotic art. That's something else entirely.

  • Back Forward Retrogasm

    Retrogasm

    Think of it as a sexy time machine.

  • Back Forward "Anderson" Backstage Blog

    "Anderson" Backstage Blog

    You want us to do what with that ice cream cone?

  • Back Forward Elles

    Elles

    Voulez-vous couchez etc.

  • Back Forward Sex In Black and White

    Sex In Black and White

    Fact: Black and white nudie photos are automatically classy.

  • Back Forward Mitt Romney's Tumblr, which probably has real followers. (screengrab)

    Mitt Romney's Tumblr

  • Back Forward Art for Adults

    Art for Adults

    Sketchy sketches.

  • Back Forward Fuck Yeah Naked Hot Women

    Fuck Yeah Naked Hot Women

    Really, why beat around the bush?

  • Back Forward Filth of the Future

    Filth of the Future

    Raunch from the final frontier.

  • Back Forward For the Love of Cock

    For the Love of Cock

    Heavens to Betsy.

  • Back Forward Lingerie Posts

    Lingerie Posts

    In honor of the erotic charge the women's underwear ads once held.

  • Back Forward Wil Wheaton's Tumblr

    Wil Wheaton's Tumblr

    Call us, Wil.

  • Back Forward Babes at the Museum

    Babes at the Museum

    So cultured.

  • Back Forward Nice Girls Do

    Nice Girls Do

    And thank God for that.

  • Back Forward Fuck Yeah Geek Girls

    Fuck Yeah Geek Girls

    Ladybeat approves.

  • Back Forward Sexy Yet Class

    Sexy Yet Class

    Vulgarity is such a turn-off.

  • Back Forward Gay 'N Sexy

    Gay 'N Sexy

    We applaud such a straightforward, make-no-bones-about-it name.

  • Back Forward Fuck Me James Deen

    Fuck Me James Deen

    Betabeat does not pretend to be anything other than intrigued by James Deen.

  • Back Forward Britney Spears' Tumblr

    Britney Spears' Tumblr

    It's Britney, bitch.

  • Back Forward Eroticism and Literature

    Eroticism and Literature

    For the bookish amongst us.

  • Back Forward Home Cook Superstar

    Home Cook Superstar

    Mouth-watering.

  • Back Forward Alt Porn

    Alt Porn

    Adult alternative, if you will.

  • Back Forward Dr. Polaroid

    Dr. Polaroid

    The extraordinary SX-70 brings a dazzling richness of color to any nipples.

  • Back Forward The Tumblr of Pornographic Art

    The Tumblr of Pornographic Art

    Okay, "art" might be pushing it.

  • Back Forward Deeper Valley

    Deeper Valley

    Fear no evil.

  • Back Forward Let's Get Naked & Party

    Let's Get Naked & Party

    Now doesn't that sound like fun?

  • Back Forward Boobs Are Cool

    Boobs Are Cool

    Quite good, despite the juvenile title.

  • Back Forward FY Guys With Tattoos

    FY Guys With Tattoos

    Because your mama warned you about them.

  • Back Forward Anthony Bourdain's Tumblr

    Anthony Bourdain's Tumblr

    Whatever, don't try to pretend you aren't attracted to him.

  • Back Forward e^CNC

    e^CNC

    If we might: Talk nerdy to us.

  • Back Forward Tomi Knox's Tumblr

    Tomi Knox's Tumblr

    You like that, don't you, you dirty thing.

  • Back Forward Face and Breasts

    Face and Breasts

    As advertised.

  • Back Forward Pete Wentz's Tumblr

    Pete Wentz's Tumblr

    The Fall Out Boy troubadour has fine taste in racy pictures, it turns out.

  • Back Forward Fuck Yeah Bette Davis

    Fuck Yeah Bette Davis

    "I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packs more sex than two naked bodies in bed." -- Ms. Davis, erotic goddess.

  • Back Forward Fuck Yeah Joan Crawford

    Fuck Yeah Joan Crawford

    Those eyes say more than Kate Upton doing the cat daddy.

  • Back Forward Raunchy Revelations

    Raunchy Revelations

    Raunch should shoot for nothing less than revelation.

  • Back Forward Black Erotica

    Black Erotica

    Works every time.

  • Back Forward Sexsty Crafts

    Sexsty Crafts

    Your bubbe will approve. 

  • Back Forward Hot Dirty Sexy

    Hot Dirty Sexy

    Pictures of naked chicks...still has a certain appeal. 

  • Back Forward Erotic Storytime Saturday

    Erotic Storytime Saturday

    This will not be held at the reading room at the public library.

  • Back Forward Eleanore Chetcuti

    Eleanore Chetcuti

    Rock and roll baby doll.

  • Back Forward Arrkellz

    Arrkellz

    It's got a certain deranged, prophetic quality we happen to find appealing.

  • Back Forward Crazy Sexy Beautiful

    Crazy Sexy Beautiful

    Here's hoping this one reemerges from the deadpool.

  • Back Forward Love Sex and Art

    Love Sex and Art

    But mostly sex.

  • Back Forward Hottest Guys from Hawaii

    Hottest Guys from Hawaii

    Niche, but nice.

  • Back Forward Indifferent Cats in Amateur Porn

    Indifferent Cats in Amateur Porn

    So unprofessional.

  • Back Forward Here Is No Why

    Here Is No Why

    The best nudes are the ones from artists with actual talent.

  • Back Forward Fuck Yeah Ron Swanson

    Fuck Yeah Ron Swanson

    Ron Swanson: 100 percent man.

  • Back Forward Stereo Smut

    Stereo Smut

    For those who demand high fidelity from their porno.

  • Back Forward Fallen London

    Fallen London

    London calling, to the top of the dial.

  • Back Forward Put this On

    Put this On

    The girls'll go crazy for a sharp-dressed man.

  • Back Forward Fuck Yeah Sexy Celebrities

    Fuck Yeah Sexy Celebrities

    For name-brand sexiness.

  • Back Forward Art or Porn

    Art or Porn

    Spoiler alert: The answer is usually porn.

  • Back Forward Barely Feral

    Barely Feral

    Meow!

  • Back Forward Beautiful Naughty Glamorous

    Beautiful Naughty Glamorous

    A trifecta if ever there was one.

  • Back Forward Fireycrotch

    Fireycrotch

    Does it still count if there's just drapes and no carpet? Asking for a friend.

  • Back Forward Names I Call My Junk

    Names I Call My Junk

    Given the role it plays in so many decisions, it ought to have a name.

  • Back Forward Female Shapes

    Female Shapes

    For admirers of the, ahem, form.

  • Back Forward Peachy Lingerie

    Peachy Lingerie

    We are peachy keen on this.

  • Back Forward Hell Yeah One Direction

    Hell Yeah One Direction

    And they're all (just barely) legal.

  • Back Forward My Daguerreotype Boyfriend

    My Daguerreotype Boyfriend

    Like 'em a little older? Have we got the site for you.

  • Back Forward Kinda Kink

    Kinda Kink

    Kinda kink, totally cute.

  • Back Forward Tumblerotic

    Tumblerotic

    See what we mean about black and white? Automatically arty!

  • Back Forward A Football Report

    A Football Report

    In which we indulge our lifelong weakness for soccer players.

  • Back Forward Freckled

    Freckled

    Pippi Longstocking's all grown up and breaking hearts.

  • Back Forward Cute Boys with Cats

    Cute Boys with Cats

    Fine feline friends.

  • Back Forward Cute Girls with Cats

    Cute Girls with Cats

    Cute kitty cuddlers.

  • Back Forward Dogs with Dudes

    Dogs with Dudes

    To-die-for dudes with dogs.

  • Back Forward FY Girls and Bikes

    FY Girls and Bikes

    For the oversexed and eco-friendly.

  • Back Forward Beauty Luxe Fashion Sexy Love

    Beauty Luxe Fashion Sexy Love

    Excuse us, we're off to brush up on our French.

  • Back Forward Girls On Bikes

    Girls On Bikes

    Or, if you would prefer, a rather more naked selection.

  • Back Forward Vintage Gal

    Vintage Gal

    They don't make 'em like they used to.

  • Back Forward Tap That Guy

    Tap That Guy

    Sexy guys seen in the wild.

  • Back Forward Les Femmes

    Les Femmes

    Les femmes are tres sexy.

  • Back Forward That's Crazy Sexy

    That's Crazy Sexy

    It's also crazy graphic, so consider yourself warned.

  • Back Forward Fuck Yeah Lady Love

    Fuck Yeah Lady Love

    Tailored to ladies who love ladies.

  • Back Forward I Am Beyonce

    I Am Beyonce

    And you'd better believe if Jay-Z had a Tumblr he'd automatically make this list, too.

  • Back Forward My Damn Blog

    My Damn Blog

    Speaking of the Knowles family, Solange is looking fierce these days.

  • Back Forward Put Your Beard In My Mouth

    Put Your Beard In My Mouth

    The official Tumblr of Ke$ha. Naturally.

  • Back Forward Hot and Busted

    Hot and Busted

    Look out, here comes (sexy, sexy) trouble.

  • Back Forward One Hour One Pic Sexy

    One Hour One Pic Sexy

    For when you just can't quit hitting refresh.

  • Back Forward Erotic BW Photography

    Erotic BW Photography

    Tumblr just loves the black and white.

  • Back Forward Kitchen Counters You Could Fuck On

    Kitchen Counters You Could Fuck On

    Fantasy inspiring.

  • Back Forward Dudes from Views

    Dudes from Views

    Don't say the GOOG never did anything for you.

  • Back Forward Fuck Yeah Historical Hotties

    Fuck Yeah Historical Hotties

    George Custer, who knew?

  • Back Forward Bertil Nilsson

    Bertil Nilsson

    Those plies are working magic.

  • Back Forward Hoodoo That Voodoo

    Hoodoo That Voodoo

    It's all about the tease. Also, the Charleston.

  • Back Forward Classy Nude Images

    Classy Nude Images

    We think the author doth protest too much.

  • Back Forward The Daily Ballet

    The Daily Ballet

    Frou-frou sexy.

  • Back Forward Let Yourself Go

    Let Yourself Go

    Old school.

  • Back Forward Fuck Yeah James Deen

    Fuck Yeah James Deen

    Can't you just see him charming your Nana?

  • Back Forward Hot Sweat Sweet

    Hot Sweat Sweet

    Bonus points for the "I Just Had Sex" reblog.

  • Back Forward Very Special Porn

    Very Special Porn

    And now we are fanning ourselves.

  • Back Zooey Deschanel's Tumblr

    Zooey Deschanel's Tumblr

    Haha, just kidding.

Comments

  1. Aurélie Spina says:
    June 8, 2012 at 6:50 pm

    Reblogged this on la bonne vie and commented:
    MADE BLOG MADE IT TO NUMBER 41!!

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