You know what happens when you get rich and famous? Suddenly, you get to hang out with all the other rich and famous people (and take pictures, and post them on–of course–Facebook). And given that he’s instantly recognizable, runs a hugely popular website, and has the net worth of a minor petroleum scion, Mark Zuckerberg is a member in good standing of this club. But here’s the thing–unlike movie stars and musicians and politicians, it’s safe to say Mr. Zuckerberg didn’t get where he is today on his charisma.
Hence, he spends a lot of time taking pictures with other famous people, looking awkward. Let us demonstrate, because it is a summer Friday and none of you were working anyway.
In the meantime, Mark, chill out. You are making us nervous.
Zuck with Snoop Dogg
Has Mark Zuckerberg ever looked more like the rap-loving suburban teenager he once was?
Zuck with Obama
Why is he hanging on to that fleece? Show a little respect, Zuck, that is the president of the United States of America.
Zuck with Katie Perry
Zuck, are you blushing?
More Zuck with Katie Perry.
Atta boy, that's more like it. #YOLO, baby.
Zuck with Jesse Eisenberg and Andy Samburg
A trifecta of unease.
Zuck with Keith Urban
Is it just us, or is Zuck having to hold this country musician up?
Zuck with Oprah
This must be the most sheepish anyone has ever looked about donating $100 million to the children.
Zuck with Eric Cantor and Paul Ryan
To be fair, we'd also look awkward if Eric Cantor's arm were around us.
What could Zuck possibly have to feel so nervous about?