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Beyonce’s Incredibly Expensive/Rare BlackBerry Just Shitted On Your Cell Phone’s Life

If you just got the iPhone 4S and modified it with like a glowing Apple logo on back and you’re walking around thinking you’re a cool guy with a somewhat unique cell phone, well, I just saw this picture of Beyonce walking around in Brooklyn with Blue Ivy in a Baby Bjorn, and she’s carrying a BlackBerry so expensive and rare that it makes you and your phone look like total chumps:

 Beyonces Incredibly Expensive/Rare BlackBerry Just Shitted On Your Cell Phones Life

That’s the BlackBerry Bold P’9981, BlackBerry’s specialty model designed by Porsche, which is only available in the UK and the Middle East:

 Beyonces Incredibly Expensive/Rare BlackBerry Just Shitted On Your Cell Phones Life

Internally it’s basically the same thing as the commonly available BlackBerry Bold 9900/9930, but on the outside (aka what matters), it’s special enough to cost $2,145.00 ($2,079.00 on eBay).

Actually, Beyonce needs to upgrade to 24K gold-plated one, which costs $7,642That would be sick.

David Shapiro is Betabeat’s gadgets correspondent and the 23-year-old pseudonymous blogger behind Pitchfork Reviews Reviews.

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