If you just got the iPhone 4S and modified it with like a glowing Apple logo on back and you’re walking around thinking you’re a cool guy with a somewhat unique cell phone, well, I just saw this picture of Beyonce walking around in Brooklyn with Blue Ivy in a Baby Bjorn, and she’s carrying a BlackBerry so expensive and rare that it makes you and your phone look like total chumps:

That’s the BlackBerry Bold P’9981, BlackBerry’s specialty model designed by Porsche, which is only available in the UK and the Middle East:

Internally it’s basically the same thing as the commonly available BlackBerry Bold 9900/9930, but on the outside (aka what matters), it’s special enough to cost $2,145.00 ($2,079.00 on eBay).

Actually, Beyonce needs to upgrade to 24K gold-plated one, which costs $7,642. That would be sick.

David Shapiro is Betabeat’s gadgets correspondent and the 23-year-old pseudonymous blogger behind Pitchfork Reviews Reviews.

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