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The 100 Worst Pins On Pinterest

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By Kelly Faircloth 4/23/12 11:00am

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    It’s the ludicrously hot startup of the moment, with a hockey-stick adoption curve and a whole mess of clones. It’s where you go to spend hours staring longingly at shoes you can’t afford and dishes you’re too lazy to cook. It’s also the place where you discover that your Great Aunt Mildred has magnificently luxe taste in bathroom fixtures and your ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend is shopping for appallingly expensive wedding gowns.

    Pinterest has a reputation for the aspirational and the inspirational, and that interface sure is pretty. But stratospheric social network membership comes with a price, and that’s the inexorable drift to the lowest common denominator. And so we’ve seen the rise of sites like Pinterest You Are Drunk, documenting grave lapses in pin-related judgement.

    Curious to see take the measure of the ecosystem ourselves, Betabeat ventured deep into the bowels of Pinterest, seeking the worst of the worst—pins that were tacky, vile, offensive, offensively dumb, and just plain distasteful.

    Here’s what we found.

  • Back Forward cock chair

    cock chair

  • Back Forward guts chair

    guts chair

  • Back Forward Litter Box Cake

    Litter Box Cake

    In which arts and crafts go horribly awry.

  • Back Forward Crafting with cat hair

    Crafting with cat hair

    This actually might be the logical conclusion of Pinterest.

  • Back Forward Revolting experimental cupcakes

    Revolting experimental cupcakes

    We give you: A glimpse at Pinterest's id.

  • Back Forward Dead rat slippers

    Dead rat slippers

    "Did you see my snazzy new slippers? Yeah, I picked them up on a flash sale site for lovers of vermin."

  • Back Forward Passive aggressive prayer talk

    Passive aggressive prayer talk

    We are pretty sure this is not what Jesus would pin.

  • Back Forward Statement chairs

    Statement chairs

    Our only question: What kind of a waiting room IS this?

  • Back Forward Less profound than it sounds

    Less profound than it sounds

    Actually it's probably best if you at least attempt to avoid mistakes. Ambition!

  • Back Forward Prom fashion

    Prom fashion

    The corsage is so passe. Now fashion demands hauling a lawn ornament to the prom.

  • Back Forward Men's room wisdom?

    Men's room wisdom?

    Judging from that tile, someone's looking for life advice in all the wrong places.

  • Back Forward Suspicious advertisements

    Suspicious advertisements

    Spam at best, malware at worst.

  • Back Forward Faux poop

    Faux poop

    Let's just file under DIY and move on.

  • Back Forward Questionable wisdom

    Questionable wisdom

    And then there's that font.

  • Back Forward More questionable wisdom

    More questionable wisdom

    That's an awful lot of rules.

  • Back Forward Rush to rehab

    Rush to rehab

    It's going to take more than polka dots to hide this hangover.

  • Back Forward Band-Aid crackers

    Band-Aid crackers

    For those days when medical waste sounds really tasty.

  • Back Forward Exercise-related peer pressure

    Exercise-related peer pressure

    Oh, just leave us alone.

  • Back Forward Blatant dress code violations

    Blatant dress code violations

    We hate to clutch our pearls, but kids today!

  • Back Forward Annoying quotes

    Annoying quotes

    Well excuse us for wanting to sit here and wallow for a bit.

  • Back Forward Questionable wisdom, continued

    Questionable wisdom, continued

    That's right, girls: Some of you are just rotten fruit picked up off the ground.

  • Back Forward Draw Something Awful

    Draw Something Awful

    Suddenly the runaway popularity begins to make sense.

  • Back Forward Underwhelming aspiration

    Underwhelming aspiration

    Thanks but we'd prefer not to imagine "boy bathroom smell" if we can help it.

  • Back Forward Offensive stereotypes

    Offensive stereotypes

    Get it? African Americans have funny names? This is a joke someone made in 2012.

  • Back Forward Talk about design porn

    Talk about design porn

    We're not just imagining it, right?

  • Back Forward Cartoon pornography

    Cartoon pornography

    We'll just leave this here for you.

  • Back Forward Draw Something Else

    Draw Something Else

    Oh wait, it's poop again.

  • Back Forward So much fear

    So much fear

    Why look so nervous if you've got nothing to hide, HUH?

  • Back Forward Classy political commentary

    Classy political commentary

    Can't we all just live in peace and harmony, enjoying our Mountain Dew and Doritos-flavored cupcakes?

  • Back Forward Dead chickens

    Dead chickens

    By God, you will be made to feel guilty about those chicken recipes you've pinned.

  • Back Forward A dire skin condition

    A dire skin condition

    We are just very confused about what this is doing on Pinterest.

  • Back Forward Nonsensical pro-Klan sentiment

    Nonsensical pro-Klan sentiment

    Is it real? Is it performance art? What is even going on?

  • Back Forward Uninformed opinions

    Uninformed opinions

    Pinterest probably isn't the best place to get your BMI facts.

  • Back Forward Poor dress selection, with bonus Internet snark

    Poor dress selection, with bonus Internet snark

    Now that's brand loyalty.

  • Back Forward Bold furniture choices

    Bold furniture choices

    Sure, guts on your chair, why not.

  • Back Forward A really gross photo

    A really gross photo

    We're going to make a ruling on this one: When it comes to 4chan and Pinterest, let's make it so never the twain shall meet.

  • Back Forward A truly vile drink

    A truly vile drink

    Not a particularly appealing prospect, consumption-wise.

  • Back Forward Thumbnail fail

    Thumbnail fail

    Either that, or Sally Draper should fire her agent.

  • Back Forward Tummy fat facts

    Tummy fat facts

    Your tummy fat is KILLING YOU. Now, back to the "Everything" tag for more pictures of cupcakes.

  • Back Forward Negative Nancy cartoons

    Negative Nancy cartoons

    Maybe set higher goals.

  • Back Forward Canine wtfery

    Canine wtfery

    Honestly, we're not even sure what's going on here.

  • Back Forward Keep calm and ugh

    Keep calm and ugh

    Definitely do not, under any circumstances, get your prep on.

  • Back Forward Not cute, just bizarre

    Not cute, just bizarre

    Rarely is Betabeat at a loss for words, but this wtfery is too much, even for us.

  • Back Forward Unappetizing

    Unappetizing

    Butter makes food delicious. On its own? Not so appealing.

  • Back Forward Inspiration fail

    Inspiration fail

    This isn't even proper cursive. Verdict: phoned in.

  • Back Forward After-market atrocities

    After-market atrocities

    Why would anyone do this to a Kitchen Aid?

  • Back Forward But what's the song?

    But what's the song?

    The smart money's on "Teenage Dream."

  • Back Forward Talk about aspirational

    Talk about aspirational

    What are the odds she's eating one of those Mountain Dew & Doritos cupcakes?

  • Back Forward Hypno-crotch yoga pants

    Hypno-crotch yoga pants

    It's just the thing to catch a gentleman's eye, we hear.

  • Back Forward Borderline porno

    Borderline porno

    Pinterest is only for metaphorical wanking, guys.

  • Back Forward Over-bold shoe selections

    Over-bold shoe selections

    For when your toes are hot, but your ankles are cold. (Whenever that might be.)

  • Back Forward Wedding snake

    Wedding snake

    We suppose this is some sort of haute party favor?

  • Back Forward Questionable wedding cakes...

    Questionable wedding cakes...

    Those decorations look an awful lot like bacon and sticks.

  • Back Forward ...are quite the thing

    ...are quite the thing

    Wedding cake ingredients should not come wrapped in cellophane.

  • Back Forward Someone vomiting, because of course

    Someone vomiting, because of course

    Someone must've shown him the litter box cake.

  • Back Forward Questionable beachwear

    Questionable beachwear

    Maybe a pair of pants would eliminate the need for two sweaters.

  • Back Forward Arts and crafts, out of control

    Arts and crafts, out of control

    We hope those are made of cat hair.

  • Back Forward Stupid stunts

    Stupid stunts

    We see nothing but furry murder in those eyes.

  • Back Forward A beekeeper in action

    A beekeeper in action

    In the words of the one and only Nicholas Cage, OH GOD NOT THE BEES

  • Back Forward Awkward family photos

    Awkward family photos

    This snapshot alone probably required enough therapy to send some psychiatrist's kid to Columbia.

  • Back Forward Modern iconography

    Modern iconography

    Yes, that's Jesus Christ himself busting a move for the College of Cardinals. Betabeat has no explanation for why.

  • Back Forward Bro so hard

    Bro so hard

    That's certainly one way to avoid the $25 baggage fee.

  • Back Forward A second litter box cake

    A second litter box cake

    That's right: There's more than one abroad in the world. Think about that for a moment.

  • Back Forward Still more vile cupcakes

    Still more vile cupcakes

    Save the savory experiments for crepes.

  • Back Forward Costume drama

    Costume drama

    This just takes baby costumes one step too far.

  • Back Forward Say no to the dress

    Say no to the dress

    Pin to your "Not At My Wedding, Thanks" board?

  • Back Forward More cat crafts

    More cat crafts

    That cat wants to kill everyone. (Like most cats, really.)

  • Back Forward Platform shoes, now with more cats

    Platform shoes, now with more cats

    For the cat lady of discriminating tastes.

  • Back Forward Advertising fail

    Advertising fail

    If people don't like getting supermarket circulars in the mail, they certainly aren't going to want them on their social networks.

  • Back Forward A little religion with your recipes

    A little religion with your recipes

    Smartassery doth not an argument constitute.

  • Back Forward Pinups with an agenda

    Pinups with an agenda

    We can think of one place to put those hands.

  • Back Forward Well if Einstein says so...

    Well if Einstein says so...

    "46 percent of quotes on the Internet are wrong and/or misattributed." -- Mark Twain

  • Back Forward Misattributions

    Misattributions

    "What an utter fabrication." -- Joan Crawford

  • Back Forward Wedding WTF

    Wedding WTF

    That's a pretty penny for something to hang in a dark closet.

  • Back Forward Freaky fingernails

    Freaky fingernails

    We can only imagine the devastation when she breaks one.

  • Back Forward Ludicrously unpractical

    Ludicrously unpractical

    That's just going to end up covered in baby barf.

  • Back Forward Fancy foot fashion

    Fancy foot fashion

    For the barefoot runner seeking a more natural look.

  • Back Forward What seeds, indeed

    What seeds, indeed

    We're not scholars of comparative religion, but we suspect the Buddha might have some issues with Pinterest.

  • Back Forward Uncertain affirmations

    Uncertain affirmations

    Low and slow across the plate.

  • Back Forward Bad idea jeans

    Bad idea jeans

    But how does one choose which halter top to pair these with?

  • Back Forward Howlingly bad art

    Howlingly bad art

    Betabeat has nothing against raunch, just bad cover design.

  • Back Forward Religious art

    Religious art

    What would Jesus do? Apparently not heroin, in case you had any doubts.

  • Back Forward Karma's a bitch

    Karma's a bitch

    We assume this is directed at whoever posted the photo of the litter box cake.

  • Back Forward Ill grill

    Ill grill

    Next to all the professionally photographed food on Pinterest, individual snapshots just look a little off, somehow.

  • Back Forward Keep calm and oh dear

    Keep calm and oh dear

    How many reminders to keep calm does one social network need?

  • Back Forward So many shirts

    So many shirts

    When in doubt, stockpile. What if there's a run on Lacoste next week?

  • Back Forward Not quite sexy

    Not quite sexy

    That is quite a getup.

  • Back Forward Man rules

    Man rules

    Since they took analogies off the SAT, no one can make sense of this.

  • Back Forward Literal Barbie feet, AKA nightmare food

    Literal Barbie feet, AKA nightmare food

    Nude pumps are a wardrobe staple, but this is perhaps a little much.

  • Back Forward Platforms are back, baby

    Platforms are back, baby

    Are those conches?

  • Back Forward Designer or Daytona?

    Designer or Daytona?

    As the great Dolly Parton once said: It takes a whole lot of money to look this cheap.

  • Back Forward Prepped out

    Prepped out

    This guy would get laughed out of a Walt Stillman movie.

  • Back Forward Youth culture, we suppose?

    Youth culture, we suppose?

    Kids today, with their Ziegfeld Follies-inspired prom dresses.

  • Back Forward Here, have some gruesomeness

    Here, have some gruesomeness

    We're not sure what's grosser--the idea of this being a real hand or the idea of a hand made of Vienna Sausages.

  • Back Forward Ineffective stereotypes

    Ineffective stereotypes

    What kind of girl is that, exactly?

  • Back Forward Cranky slogans

    Cranky slogans

    Didn't Hot Topic trademark every one of these sayings?

  • Back Forward Suspension preparation

    Suspension preparation

    Now we're wondering what a Fetlife-Pinterest mashup would look like.

  • Back Forward Terminally prep

    Terminally prep

    We secretly hope this guy is headed to crush some brogramming, bro.

  • Back Forward Titanic: The QVC Collection

    Titanic: The QVC Collection

    But will it be possible to purchase additional lifeboats?

  • Back Forward Panic attack fodder

    Panic attack fodder

    Is there anything more romantic than suffocation? (Answer: yes, everything is more romantic than suffocation.)

  • Back Forward Terrible ads

    Terrible ads

    Sure, web hosting, ok.

  • Back ANOTHER litter box cake

    ANOTHER litter box cake

    They've even used an actual poop scoop for this one.

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