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The Annotated Steve Jobs FBI File: Apple Founder Was a Manipulative Druggie

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By Foster Kamer 2/09/12 2:54pm

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  • The Legitimately Important Takeaway
    Start The Slideshow

    The FBI file of one Steve Paul Jobs has now been released! While knowing the character makeup of the deified technology person isn’t nearly as exciting for Apple fans as the day of release for all the wonderful shiny gadgets his legacy is constructed of, for a segment of the human population skeptical of Jobs’ status as a Thundergod of Nerddom, it’s quite a thrill. So: Why does it exist? And what’s in it?

    As for the “Why,” well, Jobs was being considered for a presidential appointment to a place on George Bush’s Export Council, which he actually served on. Among other reasons why you’d want to have an F.B.I. file on one of the most important innovators in the history of technology.

    As for what’s in it, to be fair, the only truly new and revealing stuff in here is about a bomb threat on Jobs and the fact that he even had an F.B.I. file this juicy on him. But there’s plenty of other fun stuff, like gossip from his friends who aren’t that great of friends, gossip from his frienemies who are clearly great frienemies, details about his drug use, his absentee father status, and lots of other fun stuff. Which we’ve put in an even more fun slideshow. Who says a lengthy government document can’t be entertaining? If anyone were going to innovate the form, it’d be Steve Jobs. Which, as you’ll see, he definitely did.

    fkamer@observer.com | @weareyourfek

  • Back Forward A Busy Man.

    A Busy Man.

    He was a hard man to pin down. When contacted by the FBI, the FBI was told that Jobs wouldn't be available for three weeks, for a one hour interview.

  • Back Forward The Drugs, Pt. I

    The Drugs, Pt. I

    He did drugs, and was surrounded by snitches. What kind of people do you have around you when they're telling the FBI about that acid you did, like, in your 20s? Punks.

  • Back Forward The Amibition and The Glory

    The Amibition and The Glory

    He was as aspirational as he was manipulative. You don't get to a billion iPods without losing a few friends along the way, or something.

  • Back Forward The iFather

    The iFather

    He was kind of a shitty father. You don't get to a billion iPods without trying to ditch a few bastard kids along the way, or something.

  • Back Forward The Money Question

    The Money Question

    The F.B.I. didn't ask about how much money he made. Some things, you just don't want to know.

  • Back Forward The Drugs, Pt. II

    The Drugs, Pt. II

    Steve Jobs' drug use was rationalized because he was a baby-boomer. This is the same bullshit excuse your parents probably used when warning you off of acid and promiscuous sex, too.

  • Back Forward The Right People

    The Right People

    Steve Jobs' was an okay guy, to some people. If you were being scouted by the FBI, you'd make sure they talked to some people who liked you, too.

  • Back Forward The Deception

    The Deception

    Steve Jobs was a manipulative bastard. Let's see here: "Deceptive," and "not completely forthright and honest." And then, a big block of redacted text. Really makes one wonder (A) who said it and (B) what's in that giant block of redacted text.

  • Back Forward The Drugs, Pt. III

    The Drugs, Pt. III

    Steve Jobs didn't just do acid, but he smoked some weed, too. More snitches! But this particular snitch was clearly reluctant to be a total rat.

  • Back Forward The Bad Friend

    The Bad Friend

    Steve Jobs was not a friend you wanted to work with. If anything, because you would no longer be his friend after you worked with him.

  • Back Forward The Good Manager, The Bad Leader, The Ugly Person

    The Good Manager, The Bad Leader, The Ugly Person

    Steve Jobs was a great manager, but an unfortunate aspirant. Unsurprising and not exactly the kind of thing one would consider to be a mutually-exclusive idea to begin with.

  • Back Forward The Integrity Question

    The Integrity Question

    Steve Jobs' integrity only extended to the situations where he came out on top. Contingencies! They happen.

  • Back Forward The Drinking Man

    The Drinking Man

    Steve Jobs' was healthy after the drugs, and was a social wine-o. Again, Steve Jobs is basically your baby-boomer parents.

  • Back Forward The Really Ugly Side Of Steve Jobs That Time Magazine Got Right

    The Really Ugly Side Of Steve Jobs That Time Magazine Got Right

    Steve Jobs' lost friends for being a shallow, callous asshole. And Time magazine apparently reported on this fact quite well!

  • Back Forward The (Reluctant) Gym Rat

    The (Reluctant) Gym Rat

    Steve Jobs was a member of the New York Athletic Club who never went, and didn't know what was in his gym contract. Then again, who does?

  • Back Forward The Not Communist

    The Not Communist

    Steve Jobs was not a communist. But his company definitely does big business in China!

  • Back The Legitimately Important Takeaway

    The Legitimately Important Takeaway

    That's all the fun stuff, though as John Cook pointed out over at Gawker, Jobs had Top Secret security clearance for two years in the late 80s, which is odd (and, to be fair, cool). And as Cook notes from his experience of going through plenty of F.B.I. files:

    I've read the files from a lot of background FBI investigations; it's pretty rare in my experience that this much derogatory information gets dredged up. Often the agents only interview employers and people who are suggested by the candidate. It's obviously unclear who these quoted folks are, but if they were among the people Jobs referred the agents to, then he didn't know his friends very well.
    Consider this another contribution by Jobs, to the world: When you're getting interviewed by the F.B.I., you should now know exactly what you're getting into.

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