Yo Zuck!
Listen up, Silicon Valley. Kara Swisher says you can “go the f**k back to sleep“—it’s gonna be awhile. Ms. Swisher, who started her (since abandoned) gonzo live-blog on AllThingsD at 4:45am PST, the S-1 filing—and all its mystical contents—won’t come “until this afternoon, after the markets close, at the earliest.”
In the meantime, we’re just spitballing over here.
- Facebook S-1 Filing So Potent, Impregnates Tech Blogger With A Single Scroll
- Peter Thiel Reaches Singularity
- MySpace Tom Owns Facebook Stock LOL Wut?
- Lloyd Blankfein Lies Gently Weeping
- Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again
- Wait, Where Is the Surprise Ending?
- Links To Facebook S-1 Filing Mysterious Disabled On Google+
- Larry Page Lies Gently Weeping
- Eduardo Saverin Should Not Be Allowed To Make His Own Financial Decisions
- Why Is Twitter Censoring #FB?
- How The Mayans Predicted Facebook’s Ticker Symbol
- Winklevei Winklewon’t
- Aaron Sorkin Furiously Pens Facebook Sequel: The Wonder Years
- Anonymous Takes Down SEC Site, Bloggers Lie Gently Weeping
- What Time Did Facebook IPO? [HuffPo]
- Facebook Likes NASDAQ [Mashable]
- Facebook Friends NYSE [Mashable]
- Dealbook’s Evelyn Rusli: Told Ya So, Suckas
- REVEALED: FACEBOOK IPO CONFIRMED THIS IS DEFINITELY HAPPENING, YOU GUYS [Business Insider]
- Sleep-Deprived Kara Swisher Spends Murdoch Fortune on Facebook Stock, Stockpiles Scoops For Eternity
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