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<a href='http://betabeat.com/2011/12/the-definitive-gift-guide-for-your-facebook-frenemies/dane-cook-i-did-my-best-greatest-hits/' title='Friends Whose Spotify Choices Embarass You'><img data-liked='0' data-reblogged='0' data-attachment-id="25106" data-orig-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/dane-cook-i-did-my-best-greatest-hits-e1324661874187.jpg" data-orig-size="600,600" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Friends Whose Spotify Choices Embarass You" data-image-description="&lt;p&gt;Do you consider American Idol alumni a distinct genre of pop music? Then have we got the comedy album for you.&lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/dane-cook-i-did-my-best-greatest-hits-e1324661874187.jpg?w=300" data-large-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/dane-cook-i-did-my-best-greatest-hits-e1324661874187.jpg?w=600" width="150" height="150" src="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/dane-cook-i-did-my-best-greatest-hits-e1324661874187.jpg?w=150" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Friends Whose Spotify Choices Embarass You" /></a>
<a href='http://betabeat.com/2011/12/the-definitive-gift-guide-for-your-facebook-frenemies/oed/' title='Friends Who Beat You at Words With Friends'><img data-liked='0' data-reblogged='0' data-attachment-id="25059" data-orig-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/oed.jpg" data-orig-size="565,358" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Friends Who Beat You at Words With Friends" data-image-description="&lt;p&gt;The 20-volume set of the Oxford English Dictionary is currently on sale &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/Oxford-English-Dictionary-Vols-1-20/dp/0198611862&quot;&gt;on Amazon&lt;/a&gt; for a mere $995. Not that your friend needs the help, but accidentally drop volumes 1 through 3 on their head a couple times and they&#8217;ll be opening up triple word scores and skipping turns in no time.&lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/oed.jpg?w=300" data-large-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/oed.jpg?w=565" width="150" height="95" src="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/oed.jpg?w=150" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Friends Who Beat You at Words With Friends" /></a>
<a href='http://betabeat.com/2011/12/the-definitive-gift-guide-for-your-facebook-frenemies/niggar-family/' title='Intermittently Racist Friend'><img data-liked='0' data-reblogged='0' data-attachment-id="25060" data-orig-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/niggar-family-e1324595186786.jpg" data-orig-size="600,400" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Intermittently Racist Friend" data-image-description="&lt;p&gt;Sorry, we&#8217;ve never noticed how [insert race group here] always [insert offensive generalization]. For this friend, how about the series collection of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/Chappelles-Show-Collection-Dave-Chappelle/dp/B000UX6TI4&quot;&gt;Chappelle&#8217;s Show&lt;/a&gt;? They may not get the jokes, but you amuse yourself imagining them watching &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=162807&quot;&gt;The Racial Draft&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/niggar-family-e1324595186786.jpg?w=300" data-large-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/niggar-family-e1324595186786.jpg?w=600" width="150" height="100" src="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/niggar-family-e1324595186786.jpg?w=150" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Intermittently Racist Friend" /></a>
<a href='http://betabeat.com/2011/12/the-definitive-gift-guide-for-your-facebook-frenemies/farmville-farm/' title='Friend Who Plays Farmville'><img data-liked='0' data-reblogged='0' data-attachment-id="25108" data-orig-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/farmville-farm-e1324662160659.jpg" data-orig-size="600,408" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Friend Who Plays Farmville" data-image-description="&lt;p&gt;How about some &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.google.com/finance?client=ob&amp;q=NASDAQ:GRPN&quot;&gt;Groupon shares&lt;/a&gt; shares as stocking stuffers? Someone who goes on the Internet to pretend they&#8217;re tending cabbage probably thinks getting in on the ground floor of a company &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.betabeat.com/2011/12/19/source-groupon-doesnt-have-the-cash-to-build-its-new-data-center/&quot;&gt;without the cash to build its data center&lt;/a&gt; is a swell idea!&lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/farmville-farm-e1324662160659.jpg?w=300" data-large-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/farmville-farm-e1324662160659.jpg?w=600" width="150" height="102" src="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/farmville-farm-e1324662160659.jpg?w=150" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Friend Who Plays Farmville" /></a>
<a href='http://betabeat.com/2011/12/the-definitive-gift-guide-for-your-facebook-frenemies/attachment/128928751716160494/' title='Friend Who Posts Internet Memes Too Late'><img data-liked='0' data-reblogged='0' data-attachment-id="25063" data-orig-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/128928751716160494.jpg" data-orig-size="492,449" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Friend Who Posts Internet Memes Too Late" data-image-description="&lt;p&gt;Go online, print out the homepage of &lt;a href=&quot;http://isitold.com/&quot;&gt;IsItOld.com&lt;/a&gt;, tie a bow around it, and pop it in the mail. They&#8217;ll thank you later.&lt;/p&gt;
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<a href='http://betabeat.com/2011/12/the-definitive-gift-guide-for-your-facebook-frenemies/resort-thailand/' title='Friend Who Always Posts Awesome Vacation Photos'><img data-liked='0' data-reblogged='0' data-attachment-id="25112" data-orig-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/resort-thailand.jpg" data-orig-size="494,319" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Friend Who Always Posts Awesome Vacation Photos" data-image-description="&lt;p&gt;Every time they post a beach shack in Bali or an Icelandic hot spring, post a pic of yourself in your studio apartment huddled in that seven inch sliver between the bed and radiator.* Maybe they&#8217;ll take pity and invite you along next time! *This is not a gift because these people are already gifted. &lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/resort-thailand.jpg?w=300" data-large-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/resort-thailand.jpg?w=494" width="150" height="96" src="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/resort-thailand.jpg?w=150" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Friend Who Always Posts Awesome Vacation Photos" /></a>
<a href='http://betabeat.com/2011/12/the-definitive-gift-guide-for-your-facebook-frenemies/bagel_and_miss_poupette-e1323658052417/' title='Friends Who Are Obsessed With Their Dog'><img data-liked='0' data-reblogged='0' data-attachment-id="25062" data-orig-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/bagel_and_miss_poupette-e13236580524171.jpg" data-orig-size="600,448" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Friends Who Are Obsessed With Their Dog" data-image-description="&lt;p&gt;Wait wait wait, let us get this straight, you&#8217;re &lt;em&gt;upset&lt;/em&gt; because people share photos of their adorable puppies with you? Are you aware that puppies are covered in fur? Stop clicking on this slideshow. Seriously, we can&#8217;t even look at you right now.&lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/bagel_and_miss_poupette-e13236580524171.jpg?w=300" data-large-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/bagel_and_miss_poupette-e13236580524171.jpg?w=600" width="150" height="112" src="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/bagel_and_miss_poupette-e13236580524171.jpg?w=150" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Friends Who Are Obsessed With Their Dog" /></a>
<a href='http://betabeat.com/2011/12/the-definitive-gift-guide-for-your-facebook-frenemies/alcohol-drinks-girl-liquor-party-photography-favim-com-58416_large/' title='Friends Who Always Have a Drink In Their Hand in Photos'><img data-liked='0' data-reblogged='0' data-attachment-id="25129" data-orig-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/alcohol-drinks-girl-liquor-party-photography-favim-com-58416_large.jpg" data-orig-size="500,332" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Friends Who Always Have a Drink In Their Hand in Photos" data-image-description="&lt;p&gt;This friend sounds like a good time! You should probably buy them a drink. Just make sure to duck when they whip out their iPhone to document the experience for posterity/employers. &lt;/p&gt;
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<a href='http://betabeat.com/2011/12/the-definitive-gift-guide-for-your-facebook-frenemies/30384-beach_yoga_aw/' title='Yoga Instructor Friend'><img data-liked='0' data-reblogged='0' data-attachment-id="25110" data-orig-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/30384-beach_yoga_aw-e1324662439516.jpg" data-orig-size="600,571" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Yoga Instructor Friend" data-image-description="&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Om shanti&lt;/em&gt;, chick from high school whose every other status update is now in Sanskrit. Before you hate click your way through another &#8220;yoga goddess&#8221; blogpost or Gandhi quotation, why not treat &lt;em&gt;yourself&lt;/em&gt; this Christmas and just hit Unfriend?&lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/30384-beach_yoga_aw-e1324662439516.jpg?w=300" data-large-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/30384-beach_yoga_aw-e1324662439516.jpg?w=600" width="150" height="142" src="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/30384-beach_yoga_aw-e1324662439516.jpg?w=150" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Yoga Instructor Friend" /></a>
<a href='http://betabeat.com/2011/12/the-definitive-gift-guide-for-your-facebook-frenemies/n834920_43830845_3951/' title='Friends Who Post Food Porn'><img data-liked='0' data-reblogged='0' data-attachment-id="25117" data-orig-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/n834920_43830845_3951-e1324663213644.jpg" data-orig-size="600,399" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Friends Who Post Food Porn" data-image-description="&lt;p&gt;This one&#8217;s a two-parter: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/Momofuku-David-Chang/dp/030745195X&quot;&gt;Momofuku cookbook&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;http://store.mcsweeneys.net/index.cfm/fuseaction/catalog.detail/object_id/e11356d2-1389-4a69-a330-bf43ad06c933/&quot;&gt;Lucky Peach subcription&lt;/a&gt;. That way they&#8217;re morally obligated to invite you over every time they try a recipe. If you have to scroll through their &#8220;I&#8217;m not sure if my Thomas Keller fried chicken came out crispy enough?!&#8221; humble-brag, you might as well get a good meal out of it.&lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/n834920_43830845_3951-e1324663213644.jpg?w=300" data-large-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/n834920_43830845_3951-e1324663213644.jpg?w=600" width="150" height="99" src="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/n834920_43830845_3951-e1324663213644.jpg?w=150" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Friends Who Post Food Porn" /></a>
<a href='http://betabeat.com/2011/12/the-definitive-gift-guide-for-your-facebook-frenemies/revengeofthenerds/' title='Friends Who Were Not Very Friendly In High School'><img data-liked='0' data-reblogged='0' data-attachment-id="25118" data-orig-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/revengeofthenerds.jpg" data-orig-size="400,300" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Friends Who Were Not Very Friendly In High School" data-image-description="&lt;p&gt;For your favorite jock, cheerleader, or cooler-than-thou Riot Grrrl, a VHS copy of the most prophetic film of its time: 1984&#8242;s &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088000/&quot;&gt;Revenge of the Nerds&lt;/a&gt;. Zuck knows what we&#8217;re talking about.&lt;/p&gt;
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<a href='http://betabeat.com/2011/12/the-definitive-gift-guide-for-your-facebook-frenemies/fc-duggars/' title='Incredibly Fertile Breeding Friends '><img data-liked='0' data-reblogged='0' data-attachment-id="25119" data-orig-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/fc-duggars.png" data-orig-size="544,464" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Incredibly Fertile Breeding Friends " data-image-description="&lt;p&gt;Does it seem like every time you look up from your keyboard, they&#8217;ve posted a new album of baby bump progress shots? Are they worried about populating the planet? Relax, friends. ASIA HAS THAT COVERED. In the meantime, please enjoy this twelve pack of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/her-pleasure-lubricated-condoms.aspx&quot;&gt;Her Pleasure(™)&lt;/a&gt; condoms. You could use the break. &lt;/p&gt;
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<a href='http://betabeat.com/2011/12/the-definitive-gift-guide-for-your-facebook-frenemies/alexa-chung-88075/' title='Manic Pixie Dream Friend'><img data-liked='0' data-reblogged='0' data-attachment-id="25120" data-orig-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/alexa-chung-88075.jpg" data-orig-size="376,490" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Manic Pixie Dream Friend" data-image-description="&lt;p&gt;Warby Parker glasses? Already has them. Winona Ryder &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.theawl.com/2011/12/winona-ryders-forever-sweater&quot;&gt;Forever Sweater&lt;/a&gt; by Marc Jacobs. Bought three . . . in 2001. There&#8217;s nothing you can get she didn&#8217;t know about yesterday, so why not throw in the towel and just Follow Friday her on Twitter. &#8220;Oh, you&#8217;re still doing that?&#8221; she&#8217;ll say, &#8220;How cute!&#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
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<a href='http://betabeat.com/2011/12/the-definitive-gift-guide-for-your-facebook-frenemies/bill_clinton/' title='Dude Who &#039;Likes&#039; Your Photos a Little Too Much'><img data-liked='0' data-reblogged='0' data-attachment-id="25121" data-orig-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/bill_clinton.jpg" data-orig-size="300,320" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Dude Who &#8216;Likes&#8217; Your Photos a Little Too Much" data-image-description="&lt;p&gt;We have three words for these gentleman: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.observer.com/2011/12/the-wee-hours-pirellis-nude-calendar-girls-at-the-armory/&quot;&gt;The Pirelli Calendar&lt;/a&gt;. A subtle way to encourage bringing their online oggling offline, in their comfort of their own home.&lt;/p&gt;
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<a href='http://betabeat.com/2011/12/the-definitive-gift-guide-for-your-facebook-frenemies/dane-cook-i-did-my-best-greatest-hits/' title='Friends Whose Spotify Choices Embarass You'><img data-liked='0' data-reblogged='0' data-attachment-id="25106" data-orig-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/dane-cook-i-did-my-best-greatest-hits-e1324661874187.jpg" data-orig-size="600,600" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Friends Whose Spotify Choices Embarass You" data-image-description="&lt;p&gt;Do you consider American Idol alumni a distinct genre of pop music? Then have we got the comedy album for you.&lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/dane-cook-i-did-my-best-greatest-hits-e1324661874187.jpg?w=300" data-large-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/dane-cook-i-did-my-best-greatest-hits-e1324661874187.jpg?w=600" width="150" height="150" src="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/dane-cook-i-did-my-best-greatest-hits-e1324661874187.jpg?w=150" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Friends Whose Spotify Choices Embarass You" /></a>
<a href='http://betabeat.com/2011/12/the-definitive-gift-guide-for-your-facebook-frenemies/oed/' title='Friends Who Beat You at Words With Friends'><img data-liked='0' data-reblogged='0' data-attachment-id="25059" data-orig-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/oed.jpg" data-orig-size="565,358" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Friends Who Beat You at Words With Friends" data-image-description="&lt;p&gt;The 20-volume set of the Oxford English Dictionary is currently on sale &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/Oxford-English-Dictionary-Vols-1-20/dp/0198611862&quot;&gt;on Amazon&lt;/a&gt; for a mere $995. Not that your friend needs the help, but accidentally drop volumes 1 through 3 on their head a couple times and they&#8217;ll be opening up triple word scores and skipping turns in no time.&lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/oed.jpg?w=300" data-large-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/oed.jpg?w=565" width="150" height="95" src="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/oed.jpg?w=150" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Friends Who Beat You at Words With Friends" /></a>
<a href='http://betabeat.com/2011/12/the-definitive-gift-guide-for-your-facebook-frenemies/niggar-family/' title='Intermittently Racist Friend'><img data-liked='0' data-reblogged='0' data-attachment-id="25060" data-orig-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/niggar-family-e1324595186786.jpg" data-orig-size="600,400" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Intermittently Racist Friend" data-image-description="&lt;p&gt;Sorry, we&#8217;ve never noticed how [insert race group here] always [insert offensive generalization]. For this friend, how about the series collection of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/Chappelles-Show-Collection-Dave-Chappelle/dp/B000UX6TI4&quot;&gt;Chappelle&#8217;s Show&lt;/a&gt;? They may not get the jokes, but you amuse yourself imagining them watching &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=162807&quot;&gt;The Racial Draft&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/niggar-family-e1324595186786.jpg?w=300" data-large-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/niggar-family-e1324595186786.jpg?w=600" width="150" height="100" src="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/niggar-family-e1324595186786.jpg?w=150" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Intermittently Racist Friend" /></a>
<a href='http://betabeat.com/2011/12/the-definitive-gift-guide-for-your-facebook-frenemies/farmville-farm/' title='Friend Who Plays Farmville'><img data-liked='0' data-reblogged='0' data-attachment-id="25108" data-orig-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/farmville-farm-e1324662160659.jpg" data-orig-size="600,408" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Friend Who Plays Farmville" data-image-description="&lt;p&gt;How about some &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.google.com/finance?client=ob&amp;q=NASDAQ:GRPN&quot;&gt;Groupon shares&lt;/a&gt; shares as stocking stuffers? Someone who goes on the Internet to pretend they&#8217;re tending cabbage probably thinks getting in on the ground floor of a company &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.betabeat.com/2011/12/19/source-groupon-doesnt-have-the-cash-to-build-its-new-data-center/&quot;&gt;without the cash to build its data center&lt;/a&gt; is a swell idea!&lt;/p&gt;
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<a href='http://betabeat.com/2011/12/the-definitive-gift-guide-for-your-facebook-frenemies/attachment/128928751716160494/' title='Friend Who Posts Internet Memes Too Late'><img data-liked='0' data-reblogged='0' data-attachment-id="25063" data-orig-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/128928751716160494.jpg" data-orig-size="492,449" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Friend Who Posts Internet Memes Too Late" data-image-description="&lt;p&gt;Go online, print out the homepage of &lt;a href=&quot;http://isitold.com/&quot;&gt;IsItOld.com&lt;/a&gt;, tie a bow around it, and pop it in the mail. They&#8217;ll thank you later.&lt;/p&gt;
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<a href='http://betabeat.com/2011/12/the-definitive-gift-guide-for-your-facebook-frenemies/resort-thailand/' title='Friend Who Always Posts Awesome Vacation Photos'><img data-liked='0' data-reblogged='0' data-attachment-id="25112" data-orig-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/resort-thailand.jpg" data-orig-size="494,319" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Friend Who Always Posts Awesome Vacation Photos" data-image-description="&lt;p&gt;Every time they post a beach shack in Bali or an Icelandic hot spring, post a pic of yourself in your studio apartment huddled in that seven inch sliver between the bed and radiator.* Maybe they&#8217;ll take pity and invite you along next time! *This is not a gift because these people are already gifted. &lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/resort-thailand.jpg?w=300" data-large-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/resort-thailand.jpg?w=494" width="150" height="96" src="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/resort-thailand.jpg?w=150" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Friend Who Always Posts Awesome Vacation Photos" /></a>
<a href='http://betabeat.com/2011/12/the-definitive-gift-guide-for-your-facebook-frenemies/bagel_and_miss_poupette-e1323658052417/' title='Friends Who Are Obsessed With Their Dog'><img data-liked='0' data-reblogged='0' data-attachment-id="25062" data-orig-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/bagel_and_miss_poupette-e13236580524171.jpg" data-orig-size="600,448" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Friends Who Are Obsessed With Their Dog" data-image-description="&lt;p&gt;Wait wait wait, let us get this straight, you&#8217;re &lt;em&gt;upset&lt;/em&gt; because people share photos of their adorable puppies with you? Are you aware that puppies are covered in fur? Stop clicking on this slideshow. Seriously, we can&#8217;t even look at you right now.&lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/bagel_and_miss_poupette-e13236580524171.jpg?w=300" data-large-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/bagel_and_miss_poupette-e13236580524171.jpg?w=600" width="150" height="112" src="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/bagel_and_miss_poupette-e13236580524171.jpg?w=150" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Friends Who Are Obsessed With Their Dog" /></a>
<a href='http://betabeat.com/2011/12/the-definitive-gift-guide-for-your-facebook-frenemies/alcohol-drinks-girl-liquor-party-photography-favim-com-58416_large/' title='Friends Who Always Have a Drink In Their Hand in Photos'><img data-liked='0' data-reblogged='0' data-attachment-id="25129" data-orig-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/alcohol-drinks-girl-liquor-party-photography-favim-com-58416_large.jpg" data-orig-size="500,332" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Friends Who Always Have a Drink In Their Hand in Photos" data-image-description="&lt;p&gt;This friend sounds like a good time! You should probably buy them a drink. Just make sure to duck when they whip out their iPhone to document the experience for posterity/employers. &lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/alcohol-drinks-girl-liquor-party-photography-favim-com-58416_large.jpg?w=300" data-large-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/alcohol-drinks-girl-liquor-party-photography-favim-com-58416_large.jpg?w=500" width="150" height="99" src="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/alcohol-drinks-girl-liquor-party-photography-favim-com-58416_large.jpg?w=150" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Friends Who Always Have a Drink In Their Hand in Photos" /></a>
<a href='http://betabeat.com/2011/12/the-definitive-gift-guide-for-your-facebook-frenemies/30384-beach_yoga_aw/' title='Yoga Instructor Friend'><img data-liked='0' data-reblogged='0' data-attachment-id="25110" data-orig-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/30384-beach_yoga_aw-e1324662439516.jpg" data-orig-size="600,571" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Yoga Instructor Friend" data-image-description="&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Om shanti&lt;/em&gt;, chick from high school whose every other status update is now in Sanskrit. Before you hate click your way through another &#8220;yoga goddess&#8221; blogpost or Gandhi quotation, why not treat &lt;em&gt;yourself&lt;/em&gt; this Christmas and just hit Unfriend?&lt;/p&gt;
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<a href='http://betabeat.com/2011/12/the-definitive-gift-guide-for-your-facebook-frenemies/n834920_43830845_3951/' title='Friends Who Post Food Porn'><img data-liked='0' data-reblogged='0' data-attachment-id="25117" data-orig-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/n834920_43830845_3951-e1324663213644.jpg" data-orig-size="600,399" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Friends Who Post Food Porn" data-image-description="&lt;p&gt;This one&#8217;s a two-parter: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/Momofuku-David-Chang/dp/030745195X&quot;&gt;Momofuku cookbook&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;http://store.mcsweeneys.net/index.cfm/fuseaction/catalog.detail/object_id/e11356d2-1389-4a69-a330-bf43ad06c933/&quot;&gt;Lucky Peach subcription&lt;/a&gt;. That way they&#8217;re morally obligated to invite you over every time they try a recipe. If you have to scroll through their &#8220;I&#8217;m not sure if my Thomas Keller fried chicken came out crispy enough?!&#8221; humble-brag, you might as well get a good meal out of it.&lt;/p&gt;
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<a href='http://betabeat.com/2011/12/the-definitive-gift-guide-for-your-facebook-frenemies/alexa-chung-88075/' title='Manic Pixie Dream Friend'><img data-liked='0' data-reblogged='0' data-attachment-id="25120" data-orig-file="http://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/alexa-chung-88075.jpg" data-orig-size="376,490" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Manic Pixie Dream Friend" data-image-description="&lt;p&gt;Warby Parker glasses? Already has them. Winona Ryder &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.theawl.com/2011/12/winona-ryders-forever-sweater&quot;&gt;Forever Sweater&lt;/a&gt; by Marc Jacobs. Bought three . . . in 2001. There&#8217;s nothing you can get she didn&#8217;t know about yesterday, so why not throw in the towel and just Follow Friday her on Twitter. &#8220;Oh, you&#8217;re still doing that?&#8221; she&#8217;ll say, &#8220;How cute!&#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
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